GLOBAL LIQUIDATION EVENT! FRY COOKS WANTED, ASAP! 🍟👻🩸
Market Data:
🩸 $ALICE : 0.1295 (-7.89%)
🩸 $COOKIE : 0.0171 (-13.20%)
🩸 $DOGS : 0.000055 (-4.70%)
Looks like some folks are already polishing their resumes, just in case the grill at the golden arches beckons for those with shaky hands.
Are you buying the dip, or is your browser history full of fast-food job portals right now? 🍔👀😂