🍣 Trump reportedly wanted to invest in AI infrastructure…
…but allegedly confused Fujikura with Kura Sushi and accidentally bought $1M worth of sushi restaurant stocks instead.
The funniest part?
#Trump has openly said multiple times that he hates Japanese food. 😁
So somehow his weirdest “AI investment” ended up being spicy tuna rolls and miso soup.
Imagine being a Wall Street #analyst that day:
“Sir, your AI #portfolio is up 12% thanks to California Roll demand.”
At this point 2026 investing feels completely broken:
▸ politicians launch meme coins
▸ funeral companies long leveraged $ETH
▸ and now AI exposure apparently comes with soy sauce and chopsticks.