🤩 Elon Musk Promises AI Will Finally Solve Tel Aviv Traffic (By Sending It to Mars)
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Elon Musk and Benjamin Netanyahu held a high-level summit via X-Spaces (because apparently, landlines are for people who don't own satellites) to discuss how to turn Israel into an "AI Powerhouse."
According to sources close to the mute button, the call was a masterclass in visionary synergy and mutual admiration. Here are the "leaked" highlights:
The Cyber-To-AI Pivot: Netanyahu reportedly explained that Israel is transitioning from "Cyber Nation" to "AI Nation," mostly because AI is much better at writing political speeches that nobody can technically fact-check.
The Tesla Law: Discussions are underway to pass legislation that would allow autonomous vehicles to navigate Tel Aviv traffic. Experts suggest the AI will be trained on "aggressive honking" and "creative merging" to ensure it blends in perfectly with local drivers.
March Madness: Musk has agreed to visit Israel in March 2026. Security is already being briefed on how to handle a man who might try to install a "Grok" chip into the Western Wall.
Cost Savings: The PM is reportedly excited about AI's potential to replace entire government ministries with a single, slightly glitchy LLM that simply replies "Looking into it" or "Concerning" to every citizen's complaint.
The partnership makes perfect sense: one man wants to colonize Mars, and the other has spent the last 20 years trying to convince everyone he’s already colonized the Prime Minister’s office.
