$ETH — Futures “MACD Says No” Setup 🔻
🎯 Short Zone: 2,982 – 2,988 (where retail sees green and forgets gravity)
📌 Targets: 2,970 → 2,955 → 2,950 (each bounce is just a guilt trip)
🛑 Stop: above 2,995 (if it hits, you were the resolution)
⚙️ Leverage: 3× max — unless you enjoy funding someone else’s exit
⚠️ Trap Line: 2,987 — RSI might twitch, MACD might tease green. Don’t get poetic.
RSI at 36 — “oversold” they whisper…
Still weak. Still falling.
MACD red, expanding. Momentum’s like retail conviction: short-lived and over-leveraged.
That wick to 2,991.94?
Not strength.
Just a liquidity toast with leftover champagne.
If it pumps: “ETH breakout confirmed!”
If it dumps: “Market unfair!”
Structure’s soft. Volume’s tired. Buyers chasing hope, sellers chasing stops.
Short the fakeout, trail the hopium.
Charts don’t care if you “believe in Ethereum.”