$ETH — Futures “Overcooked RSI Special” Setup 🔼
🔥 Long Zone: 2,988 – 2,980 (where retail panics and whales reload)
🎯 Targets: 3,005 → 3,025 → 3,035 (each push is just revenge for the December boredom)
🛑 Stop: below 2,970 (if it hits, ETH just said “no thanks”)
⚙️ Leverage: 2–3× max — unless you’re speedrunning liquidation
⚠️ Trap Line: 2,994 — RSI might fake strength, MACD might tease green. Don’t get poetic.
RSI at 69 — “almost overbought,” they whisper…
Still pushing. Still dangerous.
MACD green, DIF and DEA rising momentum’s got caffeine, but no seatbelt.
That wick to 3,005?
Not rejection.
Just a polite nudge before the next test.
If it pumps: “ETH to the moon!”
If it stalls: “Healthy consolidation.”
Structure’s twitchy. Volume’s decent. Sellers cautious, buyers curious.
Long the bounce, trail the hopium.
Charts don’t care if you “feel bullish.”