Is the Federal Reserve actually going to cut rates this January, or are they just enjoying the suspense? 🧐
Well, the December minutes just dropped, and it turns out the "geniuses" in Washington are officially in a civil war over what to do next. 🥊
Half the room thinks it’s finally time to ease up, while the other half is busy clutching their hawkish pearls. 🦅
It’s the same classic comedy: a bunch of suits disagreeing in ivory towers while our crypto portfolios ride the emotional rollercoaster. 🎢
While they play "maybe, maybe not" with the global economy, we are left guessing if we will get a pump or a dump. 📉
Spoiler alert: they are just as confused as we are, but at least the drama is free! 🤡💸
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