Did you really think the EU was going to let you enjoy your "magic internet money" without demanding a giant, shiny slice of the pie? 🥧
Welcome to 2026, where the DAC8 directive has officially turned the entire Eurozone into one big, prying neighborhood watch. 🇪🇺
ETHUSDT
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2,265.43
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Starting January 1st, your privacy has basically been evicted. Every crypto provider is now legally required to gossip about your portfolio directly to the tax authorities. 🗣️
BTCUSDT
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76,324.9
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It’s so heartwarming to see Brussels working this hard to ensure we don't accidentally get too wealthy without funding their bureaucracy. 🤡
SOLUSDT
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99.11
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I guess "decentralization" just means "new ways for the government to track you." 🏦 Happy New Year to everyone except your anonymity, which is now officially extinct! 💸📉