Lmao, this is amazing

We're hiring at @GREEND0TS now and sometimes my colleagues send me candidate sumbissions that are too good to be real.

This one is a hidden HR meme.

In short:

Many people are now reverse-engineering their CVs from the JD – which is already cringe and easy to spot.

This guy:

• Reverse-engineered

• Forgot to remove the note from AI

• Sent his Polymarket-ready CV to Green Dots

• Asks $5K per month

Are we cooked or wat?