🍽️ CRYPTO MENU | BINANCE EDITION 🍽️
Welcome to the Bull Market Bistro 🐂🔥
Today’s specials are serving profit flavor only 👇
🥗 Starter – $BTC Salad
Light, healthy pullbacks… just enough to keep long-term holders strong 💪
Low risk, high nutrition.
🍜 Main Course – $ETH Noodles
Slow-cooked upgrades, layered with fees + L2 sauce 🍝
Gets better the longer you hold it.
🍔 Chef’s Special – $BNB Burger ⭐
Juicy burns 🔥
Extra utility cheese 🧀
Served fresh with BINANCE ecosystem fries 🍟
House favorite.
🌶️ Spicy Side – Altcoin Wings
High heat 🌡️
High reward 🎯
Not for weak stomachs.
🍰 Dessert – Memecoin Cake
Looks sweet 🍬
Tastes risky ⚠️
Enjoy in small slices only.
☕ After-Meal Reminder
DYOR before you eat.
Over-leverage causes indigestion 🤢
👨🍳 Chef’s Tip:
The best portfolios are balanced meals, not junk food binges.
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