😂 Grab your popcorn… politics just turned into a trading signal again…

💥 BREAKING: $OG

There’s now an 80% chance Democrats take the 2026 midterms, and you already know what that means… markets about to get spicy 🌶️📊

$SYN $G on watch — because when politics moves, money follows.

Love it or hate it, election season = volatility season.

Who else trades the news like it’s a Netflix drama? 🍿😆

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