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HUMOUR DU JOUR
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, visits an elementary school. The teacher asks him to lead a discussion on the word “tragedy.”
Trump turns to the class:
“Who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
A little boy raises his hand:
“If my best friend gets hit by a car and dies, that’s a tragedy.”
“No,” Trump says, “that’s just an accident.”
A little girl chimes in:
“If a bus carrying 50 kids falls off a cliff and everyone dies, that’s a tragedy!”
“Sorry,” Trump replies, “that’s called a great loss.”
The room goes silent. Trump asks again:
“Is there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, a little boy at the back raises his hand:
“If the presidential plane carrying you is hit by a missile and completely destroyed, that’s a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” exclaims Trump. “That’s exactly right. And can you tell us why?”
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