what conspiracy is this again, buddy

🚨🚨 BREAKING: CZ Drops Wild Claim About Satoshi Nakamoto 🚨🚨
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What if I told you Satoshi wasn’t human?

According to Binance founder CZ, Satoshi was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140, sent back to rescue humanity from the collapse of fiat currency! 💸⏳

Sounds crazy? Wait till you hear this:

💡 Why it all makes sense:

🔐 21M BTC cap?
A perfect inflation shield from the future. He knew we’d print our way to economic chaos.

🧩 Why he disappeared?
Satoshi didn’t just ghost us—he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain.

🕵️‍♂️ Why can’t we find him?
Because you can’t track someone who never existed… in this timeline.

Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just ahead of his time—maybe he wasn’t even from our time. 🤯

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📌 Satire? Maybe.
But in crypto, truth is often stranger than fiction.

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