Market Diagnosis😂🔥

In the country I come from, there's an old joke. A doctor comes to see a man who’s just died and asks:
"Was the patient sweating before death?"
"He was."
"Good. That’s very good."

This perfectly describes what’s happening in the crypto market right now.

#ETH /USDT Quick Scan:

Price: $3,760.89

EMA(7): $3,765 — price still below, recovery not confirmed

RSI(12): 41.35 — weak, but alive

Volume: fading — no clear buyer yet

Candle: small, nervous, post-crash tremor

🩻 What Could Happen:

🔹 Scenario 1: The patient is stabilizing
If ETH climbs and closes above $3,765–3,770, we might be seeing the first signs of recovery.
→ Altcoins like ADA could start reviving, too.

🔸 Scenario 2: The patient relapses
If price falls below $3,740 on strong volume — time to call the exorcist.
→ Expect further bleeding from weaker alts.

💡 What’s the plan?
Observe.

Don’t rush.

Let ETH show direction.

Keep volume & RSI on your radar.

And whatever you do — don’t lose your humor. The market already did.

ETH is still sweating.

And that’s… good😅

#trend

$ETH

ETHUSDT

Perp

2,813.3

-0.07%

P.S. And, maybe it's time to buy😉