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🚀 August 2025: Bitcoin is more serious than your morning coffee!

🇺🇸 The United States launches a Strategic Reserve of Bitcoin (funded with... seized BTC 💀 Thanks hackers!)

🤠 Texas: "Washington? Not for us, we’ll do our own!"

💸 Trump Media throws 2 BILLION $ in BTC as if it were a Netflix Ultra HD subscription.

📈 Meanwhile, MicroStrategy is quietly sipping its coffee... with 14 BILLION $ in gains.

🇪🇺 Europe, under MiCA, proudly arrives: "We also want to play with the big boys!"