🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The U.S. senators finally reached an agreement to end the Shutdown… 🎉

And the market saw that and went:

“WHAT?! The government is actually working? BUY EVERYTHING!!!”

Result:

💚 Charts greener than a vegan smoothie.

- Traders feeling rich (until tomorrow).

- Even Bitcoin almost texted the White House:

“Do that more often, I love your meetings.” 😂

Honestly, if every time the Senate agreed on something the market pumped like this…

We should just lock them inside with unlimited coffee until 2030.

👉 So what do you think a real bull run or just a “political pump” before the next argument? 😏

#DCA $NEAR

#ShutdownOver #BullRun🐂 #altcoins