The "profound" lessons that airdrop projects have taught us 👇

#Monad = Teaches us that the most effective form of "community contribution" is to use a pretty girl avatar to farm interactions.

#EigenLayer = Teaches us that Points are infinite, but your liquidity is locked permanently.

#LayerZero = Teaches us to gossip to neighbors to receive a $10 bounty.

#ZkSync = Teaches that Randomization is the favorite criterion whenever they choose eligibility.

#Starknet = Teaches that you should always check your wallet before the snapshot (the legendary 0.005 ETH rule). 🤣

#Linea = Teaches that to claim tokens, you need a Passport, Face Scan...

#Blast = Teaches us that a Ponzi scheme with a nice interface will be called Innovation.

#Hyperliquid = Teaches you to burn $5,000 in transaction fees for 50 points.

#Sui = Teaches that "Community Access" actually means Public Sale, and there is no airdrop 🙂

#Manta = Teaches that "New Paradigm" actually = worthless NFTs.

#Polyhedra = Teaches us to pay $15 in gas fees to bridge an NFT worth $0.01.

#Worldcoin = Teaches that your retinal data is worth only $60.

#Scroll = Teaches that earning Marks is harder than earning real money.

#Zora = Teaches us to mint 500 useless JPGs to appear "diligent".

#Debank = Teaches that Social Credit Score is real... and you have to pay to increase it.

#Grass = Teaches that selling your IP address = a cup of coffee.

#Magic Eden = Teaches that Diamonds are forever... waiting for TGE that never comes.

#Taiko = Teaches that doing Galxe quests is a full-time job but unpaid.

#Orderly = Teaches that "Merits" is just another way to say Exit Liquidity.

Is there any lesson missing, guys?

Drop the project name + the lesson it left as "pain" for you! 👇😆