My cousin's a junior

Suddenly said she’s pregnant, and the kid’s her professor’s.

The whole family flipped out, uncle wanted to go confront the professor.

Cousin stopped him, saying: "Dad, don’t go; I’m doing this willingly."

Uncle fainted on the spot.

The next day, cousin brought the professor home, and he knelt down saying:

"I love her, I’ll take responsibility."

Uncle was furious and wanted to call the cops.

Cousin suddenly laughed: "Just kidding, I’m not pregnant.

I was just acting to get you to accept him.

You think he’s too old for me, fifteen years older and divorced, so I had to resort to this.

Now, don’t you think it’s much easier to accept that he knelt down to propose rather than me being pregnant?"

Uncle was stunned.

Cousin said: "He didn’t get me pregnant; he helped me graduate.

I got into a grad program, he’s my professor, and wrote my recommendation letter.

I’m done talking now, do you agree or not?"

Uncle fell silent.

Later they got married, and at the wedding, uncle said: "My daughter has been negotiating since she was little."
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