The Bitconheiros: Mystical Creatures of the Crypto Universe
Ah, the Bitconheiros! A fascinating and mysterious species that inhabits the vast and volatile universe of cryptocurrencies. But after all, what do they eat? What do they live on? And the most important: do they blink?
What do they eat?
The diet of a Bitconheiro is quite peculiar. They feed on "Dips" (price drops), but only to "Buy the Dip". Curiously, when Bitcoin rises, they magically lose their appetite, as they are already "hodling" their precious treasures. Every now and then, a more adventurous Bitconheiro might nibble on an "Altcoin" (alternative coin), but that's just to try new flavors and, who knows, find the next "Moon" (stratospheric increase).
What do they live on?
The life of a Bitconheiro is governed by charts, tweets from Elon Musk (to the despair of some), and, of course, the hope that Bitcoin will reach "100k" (one hundred thousand dollars). They sleep little, as they need to monitor the market 24/7, and dream of "Lambo" (Lamborghinis) and private islands. The true energy of a Bitconheiro comes from the adrenaline of a "Pump" (rapid price increase) and the momentary (of course) despair of a "Dump" (rapid price drop). They live for "FOMO" (Fear Of Missing Out) and, secretly, for the other's "FUD" (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt), which creates perfect opportunities for more "Dips".