No way, Sir, is this group of old men at the Federal Reserve practicing Tai Chi? For three consecutive months, it's been a leisurely 25 basis points each time, this fixed rhythm is more precise than my mom's script for urging me to get married. The market is waiting to see if you can deliver a powerful 'Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms,' but each time it's just lukewarm. Powell is still saying inflation is caused by tariffs, and Trump jumps out to complain that the cuts are too small. I see you guys arguing more fiercely than the bull-bear battles in our crypto group, with 3 out of 12 committee members voting against it; the disagreement is so big it could fit the Pacific Ocean. Please, can you give us a surprise next time? This frog boiling in warm water, the frog (me) is almost asleep! #FederalReserve #SeniorDisco