I’ve Finally Figured Out the Market❗🤯

Good News ➜ Dump (sell the news)

Bad News ➜ Dump (panic sell)

No News ➜ Dump (boredom)

Fake News ➜ Dump (manipulation)

Mainnet Launch ➜ Dump

CEX Listing ➜ Dump

Partnership ➜ Dump

Roadmap Update ➜ Dump

Rebranding ➜ Dump

Unlock ➜ Dump

Staking Rewards ➜ Dump

Airdrop ➜ Dump

VC Vesting ➜ Dump

Inflation Up ➜ Dump

Inflation Down ➜ Dump (recession fears)

Fed Speaks ➜ Dump

War ➜ Dump

Peace ➜ Dump (risk-off?)

I Buy ➜ Dump

I HODL ➜ Dump (slow bleed)

I Sell ➜ PUMP (only exception 🤡)

I Sleep ➜ Dump

I Wake Up ➜ Dump

📉 Market Structure: Bearish

😵 Market Sentiment: Bearish

💀 My Portfolio: Rekt