🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS:
Apparently SHORTING $PIPPIN IS ILLEGAL NOW 🚔🚔
Because every time I short…
the chart decides to donate me free money 💸💀
PIPPINUSDT
Perp
0.43953
+6.66%
📉 Entry at 0.396
📉 Price chilling at 0.386
📉 ROI casually flexing +53%
📉 PNL screaming +$650 like it’s nothing $PIPPIN
But yeah…
“Shorting is risky bro” 🤡
“Wait for confirmation bro” 🤡
“Market will reverse bro” 🤡
Meanwhile my screen:
🟢 GREEN
🟢 GREENER
🟢 GREENEST
I swear this profit is trying to end my trading career early 😭🔥
Heart rate 📈
Blood pressure 📈
PNL 📈📈📈
Reminder for everyone asking me “what to do now?”
➡️ I don’t chase pumps
➡️ I short euphoria
➡️ I farm emotions 😈
If this keeps dumping…
I might need to file a complaint for emotional damage 💀 $PIPPIN
#PIPPINUSDT #ShortGang #SarcasmTrading #FuturesLife #OverLeverageTherapy 😭📉🔥