$ETH My ETH portfolio recovery timeline just got extended longer than my ex’s "we need to talk" text. 🥲
The treasury demand collapsed faster than my will to explain blockchain to my dad. 🤡📉
#Ethereum #CryptoComedy #NotFinancialAdvice #JustCope
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