#cryptouniverseofficial today be like 👇😐
🟠 Bitcoin at ~90K:
Everyone screaming “100K soon”
BTC: nah, let me chill here 🧊😎
🔵 ETH back above 3K:
Does one strong move
Then immediately goes into NPC mode 🎮📊
🧩 Altcoins:
Half are sleeping 😴
Half are pretending nothing happened 🥲
No pumps. No dumps.
Just pure “are we there yet?” energy 🚗💭
Markets before the move always look boring.
That’s how they trap impatient people. 🪤🧠
Stay cool. Stay liquid.
The joke usually ends… with a candle. 🔥📈
