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Ohhh… GUYS. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. 😂🚨
Have you SEEN $Jager ’s token supply?! Brace yourselves…
14,000 TRILLION TOKENS. 💀💀
Yes. Fourteen. THOUSAND. Trillion.
And here’s the absolute gold moment:
People with ZERO crypto knowledge are out here shouting:
“HOLD $Jager IT’S GOING TO $1!!” 🤡📢
Let’s do some super simple math (I promise, no PhD needed 🧮):
If $Jager hits $1…
➡️ Market Cap $14,000,000,000,000,000 😭
For context, that’s:
• Bigger than ALL crypto combined 💹
• Bigger than global stock markets 📈
• Bigger than countries… planets… heck, probably the ENTIRE multiverse 🌍🪐
Moral of the story? Some things are just… mathematically impossible. 😂
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