$BTC PLEASE CRYPTO FORGIVE ME 😐😆📉

Crypto teaches patience… then immediately tests it.

Red candle? “Relax, it’s healthy.”

Bigger red candle? “Still bullish on higher timeframe.”

Account down 70%? “I’m a long-term investor now.” 😌

That one green wick appears and suddenly you feel like a genius trader. Five minutes later, liquidation notification pops up like a jump scare. Crypto doesn’t humble you slowly — it speedruns your ego.

Every trader starts with dreams of lambos and ends with screenshots and pain.

But don’t worry…

Tomorrow is a new setup, new coin, same mistakes. 🔁📉😂