#Vitalik , blink twice if you’re still coding
Meanwhile in another universe…over the years.
2021: S&P 500 → 3,400
$ETH → $2,300
2023: S&P 500 → 4,400
ETH → $2,300
2024: S&P 500 → 5,400
ETH → $2,300
2025: S&P 500 → 6,400
ETH → $2,300
Today: S&P 500 → 7,400
ETH → STILL $2,300 💀
At this point Ethereum isn’t a cryptocurrency anymore… it’s a stablecoin with gas fees.
Someone check on Vitalik Buterin. Bro is out here dropping research papers while holders are fighting for emotional survival...
$BTC
I tracked ETF flows through May 11, 2026. US spot Bitcoin ETFs posted a sixth straight week of net inflows, the longest run since 2025, adding a combined $ 3.4 billion since еarly April, based on the weekly flow report.
That caught my еye, it makes me think more investors arе returning to regulated spot еxposure.
#BTC
🚨 GEOPOLITICAL TENSIONS ARE BACK IN MARKET FOCUS 👀
Reports indicate Iran has delivered a response to the latest U.S. peace proposal through Pakistani mediators, while negotiations around sanctions, shipping routes, and regional conflict continue. 
Markets are watching closely because any major de-escalation could rapidly shift sentiment across:
* oil
* crypto
* global risk assets
At the same time, uncertainty remains high, with U.S. officials reportedly rejecting key parts of Iran’s prop...
10x Returns in Less Than 30 Days — $UB Move Was Insane
Sounds hilarious… but the chart says otherwise.
On Apr 9, 2026, #Unibase was trading around $0.018
If you had invested $10,000 there…
At the peak of $0.181 on May 2, 2026,
your portfolio would have touched $100,555
Profit: $90,555
Return: +905%
This is where most people finally noticed it.
But by then…
the easy part of the move was already gone.
Unibase is building a decentralized AI memory layer
Focused on:
• Autonomous AI agents
•...