Everyone says I'm too low-key and humble

Too low-key to the extreme

So I just updated my most authentic profile:

In 7 days, I went from 11 to 8.8 billion, with 66 years of real trading and no fakes, a Thanos-level trading god in the crypto world, long-term advisor to Elon Musk's startups and Buffett's trades, aiming to settle in Odin's temple to become the trading overlord of the Little Western Heaven.