Mission Control, Our $M Rocket is... Going the Wrong Way. 🚀 (-$61)
⚠️ Disclaimer: Educational journal ONLY. Not financial advice (NFA)!
❗️Futures trading is extremely risky. Don't let me fly your spaceship.
❗️Trade responsibly.
This is Captain Paper Hands reporting from the bridge. Our mission to short $M to the Earth's core has encountered a... slight navigational error. 👨🚀
Instead of going down, the rocket decided it wanted to see the stars, and it shot upwards, straight through my stop loss.
The cost of the failed launch and emergency escape pod deployment comes to -$61 USDT.
The mission was a failure, but the crew is safe. We'll get 'em on the next launch! Over and out. 📻
