#MarketRebound 🚨 Breaking News: Trump just dropped another market bomb — Michael Selig has been picked as the new CFTC Chair! 🎯
The man who actually understands crypto might soon be in charge of U.S. regulation — shocking, right? 😏 Known for his pro-innovation stance, Selig’s appointment could finally mean fewer “crypto witch hunts” and more common sense on Capitol Hill.
As the markets pump and optimism returns, traders are whispering, “Is this... the start of adult supervision in U.S. crypto policy?” 👀 Either way, buckle up — the next chapter of crypto regulation might actually be fun to watch.
