Ahoy, landlubbers! Here is the most... let’s say... optimistic crew of the Seven Seas of Crypto!
I am Captain Coins, the sea wolf, drunk on rum, who guides this fleet, my crew the First Mate Vélus Maximus, a blue ghost who spends 90% of the time saying "Attention, Captain, the RSI is high!" (and who, ironically, is the only one who knows how to navigate). And up there, the Bitsparrow, our parrot mascot who spots the whales and the reports even before the wind brings us the smell of gunpowder.
"Raise the anchor! Release the moorings!"
"Iron up! Pull it from the depths, you freshwater mollusks!"
The wind is favorable, and the horizon calls us to the next big wave of profits.
"Set sail, you sea dogs! Adventure awaits us!"
We have our bets, do your own research.
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