Monad might actually be the funniest “next big chain” story in crypto right now

• $MON raised $244M

• went back for another $187M

$431M later still can’t outperform a random L2

Then came the tokenomics drop so rough it made Celestia’s look balanced their PR spin? “Locked tokens won’t be staked” like that’s supposed to impress anyone

The ecosystem looks like a copy paste graveyard of EVM forks and dot-fun test plays the team’s busy farming engagement on X calling it community growth while founders push memecoins that die before listing

Even their public sale barely moved that alone should’ve been the wake-up call

After all the hype the VC pumping the gmonad cult vibes we’re left with a $3B FDV and a chart allergic to green candles

Not the next $SOL Solana just another overfunded zero-speed run