🚨 BREAKING NEWS FOR ASPIRING FROG MAGNATES 🚨
$PEPE just swerved from whatever number it was to a slightly different number (yes, a dramatic change of -something%, absolutely tragic, thoughts and prayers).
I’m currently selling my toaster, my neighbor’s Wi-Fi router (he’ll understand), and the mysterious drawer full of cables we all have — all to buy this mythical cartoon-amphibian dip.
Everyone knows what comes next:
Number → Bigger Number → Even Bigger Number → A Number So Large It Needs Scientific Notation. (All in the next 4.2 minutes obviously.)
The weak hands are already composing breakup texts to their portfolios.
The diamond hands? Posting Pepe edits so cursed the internet shivers.
And me? I’m here to remind you that in 2021 the ones who panicked became inspirational gym posters — “Don’t Quit… like Kevin did.”
So remember:
Those who sell now = become a cautionary tale told by Discord mods.
Those who buy = become motivational TikTok sound bites.
Those who do nothing = probably the wisest but also the least funny.
I’m already fully committed emotionally, spiritually, and in imaginary internet points.
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#PEPEishVibes #MemesBeforeDreams
(just a meme, not advice, my portfolio is fictional anyway) 😭🐸
