This batch of leeks can be harvested. Keeping them is useless.
爱挑大粪的米奇
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$BTC BNB Binance sharpens its sickle for the next generation! Is a children's account about parenting or raising leeks?
Is this financial enlightenment? This is a blatant strategy of 'family-style leeks'—making you personally tie the trading apron on your child and feed them their first bite of contract feed!
Four sentences to break through the window paper:
1. You become an all-weather surveillance probe, and your child turns into a real-name experimental subject—every transfer is naked under your eyelids, beautifully named 'parental supervision,' but in reality, it paves the way for a family-style liquidation. 2. The interface is pruned into a children's electronic cage—only allowing balance viewing, K-line charts, and contract buttons are completely blocked, preventing your elementary school student from evolving overnight into a 'leverage war god.' 3. An automatic feeding financial pigpen—money goes in and automatically accrues interest, how much annualized is not important, the key is to make the child get used to 'Binance brand feed' from a young age, growing up to recognize this flavor. 4. You hold the one-click nuclear explosion switch—does the child want to sneakily buy meme coins? You can instantly freeze the account. The safety card shines brightly, but forgetting the password still leaves the whole family dumbfounded.
To open, just three slaps: 1. You must first have a main account that has been cut. 2. Grab your child's phone and download the 'Binance Children's Version.' 3. Let the child scan the code to bind, and from then on, your family implements the 'financial joint and several liability system.'
Risk Warning: Don’t fantasize about cultivating a Buffett; you might be creating the first generation of 'blockchain gambling monsters.' The first financial action they learn might be to secretly memorize your wallet's recovery phrase.
Mickey's dung theory: Binance's move is like directly laying an irrigation system in the leek field. If you use Binance at ten, can you escape its palm at twenty? This is called 'childhood account binding'—the ultimate moat of the exchange is to make your child learn to shout 'BNB TO THE MOON' from elementary school.
Are you the excited one filling out forms to open accounts, the 'chicken kid pioneer,' or the conservative hiding the phone and cursing 'stay away from my child'?
I wish your child becomes familiar with white papers from a young age and grows up not to be buried by the local dogs.
The content of this article does not constitute investment advice. The crypto circle is crazy, raising children is crazy, and the combination of both crazies may directly lead to sealing the grave.
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