Hereโ€™s the tea โ˜•:

Trump came in hot with mega pro-crypto moves this year ๐Ÿš€

โœ… Signed EO killing Biden-era anti-crypto rules

โœ… Created the Presidentโ€™s Working Group on Digital Assets

โœ… Banned U.S. CBDC forever ๐Ÿฅณ

โœ… Pushed the GENIUS Act (first big stablecoin law)

โœ… Dropped a bunch of SEC enforcement cases

โœ… Launched the โ€œStrategic Bitcoin Reserveโ€ โ€ฆbut only using seized BTC, no new buys ๐Ÿ›’ (some of us are side-eyeing that one ๐Ÿ‘€)

Crypto fam was like: โ€œWe eating good in 2025!โ€ ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Thenโ€ฆ the official National Security Strategy came out Friday ๐Ÿ“„

And guess what got ZERO mentions?

Bitcoin โ‚ฟ

Blockchain โ›“๏ธ

Digital assets ๐Ÿ’ธ

DeFi, NFTs, Web3โ€ฆ nada. Zilch. Ghosted. ๐Ÿ‘ป

Instead, the whole document is hyping:

๐Ÿค– Artificial Intelligence

๐Ÿงฌ Biotechnology

โš›๏ธ Quantum Computing

Quote from the strategy:

โ€œWe want U.S. technology & U.S. standards, especially in AI, biotech, and quantum, to drive the world forward.โ€

Crypto bros right now: ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’”

Feels like the administration still sees Bitcoin as just โ€œfunny internet moneyโ€ instead of a once-in-a-century strategic asset that could protect the dollarโ€™s dominance, beat China to monetary innovation, and secure Americaโ€™s financial future ๐Ÿฆ