🤣【Today's Market · It Makes Me Want to Pay Rent for K Lines】

Today's market is really ridiculous to the point of being funny.

The K line is moving little by little, and watching its speed makes me even wonder if it charges by the hour, afraid that if it moves too fast, I won't be able to afford it.

It rises like ants moving house;

It falls like feathers landing;

The entire market seems to say:

"Don't rush, I'm not stagnant; I'm just being—elegant."

As I keep an eye on the market, I can't help but think:

Did a programmer accidentally set the market to 'power-saving mode'?

Otherwise, this volatility is too eco-friendly.

What's even crazier is:

Just when I want to jump into the market, it immediately plays dead;

As soon as I give up, it suddenly moves a little,

As if to say:

"Just kidding, don't take it too seriously."

Summary:

The market won't let me make money, but it successfully made me laugh out loud.

💬 What creature do you think this market resembles today?

A. Turtle

B. Sloth

C. A sleeping cat

D. The way you look at work on Monday