$XRP XRP ETF: *attracts $756M in 11 days*

XRP price: *slides toward $2*

Crypto bros: "THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DIP! DIAMOND HANDS! WEN $10?!" šŸ’ŽšŸ™ŒšŸ¤”

Me checking my portfolio: šŸ˜­šŸ“‰

*Not financial advice. I eat crayons.* šŸ–ļø

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