🤣🤣🤣 FACTS, bro!!

*Crypto trading is the ultimate weight loss program:*

- *No sleep* 💤

- *No appetite* 🍽️

- *Constant heart attacks every candle* 🫀📉📈

- Even the wallet starts losing weight! 💸😂

One second you’re rich, next second you’re like:

*"Do I even exist anymore?"* 😭

But hey — we survive, we learn, and we come back sharper every time 💪

Welcome to the *crypto gym*, where every loss burns calories 😂🔥📊