BNB Guardian: "My transaction is done in 3 seconds!" BTC Miner: "My network has never gone down since 2009!"
Laser orange shoots out, lightning strikes. The cosmic arena witnesses the cutest duel of the century.
But plot twist: @Bedrock shows up with Bedrock 2.0. BNB gas fees are getting cheaper, BTC can stake using uniBTC. Enemies? Nah. Better to profit together.
Moral: Debating chains is exhausting. Better to collaborate.