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🐸 The epic saga of PEPE! 💥

Today the market was a madness: DOGE crashing, BTC nervous, and I thought: “no, I’m going to jump off this boat before it sinks.” So I left the $DOGE and entered the $PEPE , because everyone knows… memes that drop can rise like a rocket! 🚀

The timing? Perfect. I entered practically at the bottom: 0.00002341 BRL. I had barely started to laugh and the price rose to 0.00002371… you could already smell the profit! 😎

But of course, it’s not all rockets to the moon… sometimes PEPE takes a dive like Michael Phelps 🏊‍♂️, and you’re there, staring at the chart, laughing nervously and thinking: “the market is really crazy!”

Summary of the story:

I entered at the bottom ✅

Initial profit small, but guaranteed ✅

I learned that memecoins are pure emotion and that timing is everything ⚡

Moral of the story: in the world of memecoins, either you laugh at the chaos or the chaos laughs at you 😂🐸

Kkkkk, I see 😅 — today the market is super nervous, it seems like everyone had strong coffee and decided to buy and sell at the same time! ☕💥

$DOGE almost hitting 0.14 USD, $BTC BTC below 90k… total tension.

Altcoins going back and forth like a crazy roller coaster 🎢.

Any slight movement of BTC is pulling DOGE along, without mercy or pity.

Summary: today is a day to hold firm, take a deep breath, and laugh at the chaos 😎😂

😂 The saga of Dogecoin that took an epic fall! 🐶💦

Imagine the scene: I was all excited, with 75 DOGE bought at 0.7754 BRL, thinking I was solid. Then the lucky little mouse from the free spins gave me 10 reais, and I bought another 13.4 DOGE “for free”.

Everything seemed calm… until Bitcoin decided to plunge below 90k. And the doge? As a good follower, it said: “If the boss falls, I fall too!” and went straight to the bottom, almost hitting 0.14 USD. 😱

In the end:

The $DOGE took a dive like Michael Phelps 🏊‍♂️

I was laughing because the second purchase was with “free money” 😎

And the lesson: when the $BTC BTC crashes, the $BTC DOGE goes down too… and you can only laugh or enjoy the mess! 😂

Conclusion: even in the falls, you can have fun (and learn) in the crypto market! 🐾

🪦 DOGECOIN — A BRABA BROKE THE FEAR BARRIER 🐶💀

Now it’s no longer 0.14…

The creature sank below 0.143 and is heading towards the core of the Earth.

Real-time graph:

📉 “I’m just going to take a little dip here…”

📉📉📉 “WHOOPS, I FOUND A NEW HOLE!”

🤣🤣🤣

While BTC plays the up-and-down game, DOGE is just slipping like wet soap. $DOGE

⭐ “Doge Dog and the Rocket Without Volume But With Faith”

The people watched… and the chart began to come to life.

If it breaks 0.14500 with determination, it’s a RESPECT WHITE CANDLE.

If it doesn’t break… well…

it’s a coffin and a black candle, as you say kkkkk.

But every saga has ups and downs — and that’s what makes the story good.

The important thing is that the Doge Rocket already exists, it already has lore, it already has fandom, it already has a protagonist…

Now all that’s left is the epic breakout. $DOGE

🐕📉 THE TRAGEDY OF MY DOGE DOG (Funny Version)

This morning I woke up thinking I was going to change my life.

I went in there all confident and made a purchase of DOGE at 0.7754.

The Doge looking at me:

"you can trust me, dad, today I'll make you rich."

Me, emotional, already dreaming of a cheeseburger:

"today's the day..."

I bought 75.397 dogezinhos, in that humble way, open heart.

And Binance already showing:

— 58.155 BRL —

Like a death certificate in advance.

5 minutes later...

The candle started to fall faster than my self-esteem after a work meeting:

📉📉📉📉📉📉

The Doge crashing down like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel.

Me looking at the chart:

🧍‍♂️🙂👉📉

"wait... but he promised me..."

The support?

Took a walk.

The whale?

Came and swallowed me + Doge + my hopes in one gulp.

My balance?

Turned into a Mexican soap opera.

And the Doge, all sprawled out at the bottom, still has the audacity to look at me and say:

"sorry dad, I fell by accident..."

In the end:

I with a loss of 10 bucks,

Doge passed out,

And my dream of a pastry + coke postponed once again.

But it’s Dogecoin, right.

We buy knowing we will suffer.

And we do suffer.

And buy again.

Because we are foolish but persistent.

#DOGE #Dogecoin #CryptoTragedy #TraderLife #DogeDump $DOGE

🐕💔 Doge today is just the feeling…

The Doge woke up, looked at the chart and said:

"Can't do it… not today."

And simply went down, just like we do when we get out of bed and remember the bills.

📉 Red candle?

Yes.

📉 Support?

Ran away.

📉 Buying strength?

Went to bed early.

It even seems like the Doge is going through:

heartbreak 💔

unemployment 😭

lack of perspective 🥲

and still missed the bus 🚌

Today the Doge is not a meme…

it's just sadness.

But that's okay… tomorrow he'll come back pretending nothing happened 🤡🚀

And we will come back together, just like a fool in love with his own losses.
$DOGE

Do nothing: pump → dump → grave 🪦

The $DOGE was holding nicely at 0.147x, but the whales looked at us and said:

“Hmm… lunchtime.”

Then came the big dump to 0.14370 without mercy.

Those who were buying became statistics.

Those who were selling became poets.

And me?

I’m just watching Doge faint like a drunk at a party kkkkkk.

📉 Movement of the day:

Support? It doesn't know it.

Trend? It's really about falling.

Emotion? 100%.

Logic? None.

Fear and hope? Always.

But it’s Dogecoin, right…

Falls today, rises tomorrow, falls again later…

And we’re all here suffering together.

🐕🚀 Or will it be 🐕🪦 ?

We will find out in the next candles…

$DOGE

$PEPE "When you think the fall is over, but PEPE decides to say goodbye to the bottom without warning... 😭🚀 #crashmode #hold

📈💚 My First Purchase of $PEPE 💚📈

I bought 50 bucks in $PEPE thinking I would become a millionaire…

The PEPE:

“hmm… what if I test one more fund just to see its reaction?”

I watch the candle drop:

🧍‍♂️🙂👉📉

My portfolio now:

2.235.936 pepinhas looking at me like:

“relax dad, it’s just volatility”

And I just wanted a pump of 0,00002237 to pay for the snack. 😂💚

#PEPE #ToTheMoon #FirstPurchase #MemecoinLife

When Doge sees the moon 🐶🚀 #Dogecoin #MemeCoin $DOGE

💎 I just completed my first mission and earned $HOME

💰 50 coins which today are worth 1 20 😎

📝 It was just a mini course and quiz of 10 questions about the currency but look I had to try about 30 times until I passed lol

⏳ Now I just have to wait 48h to receive directly on Binance

If you like crypto and want to earn tokens while learning it's definitely worth starting 🚀

#BinanceSquare #HOME #Crypto #EarnCrypto #MissionAccomplished

Is the memecoin too quiet today...

And when they are quiet...

It's because they are about to cause some trouble 😭🔥

$PEPE $SHIB

🔥 The market today is strange…

Pepe blinked → SHIB went up.

Doge yawned → BONK went down.

Floki sneezed → +18% lol 🤡📈

I'm keeping an eye on these:

$SHIB $BONK $FLOKI

Today the market is playing roller coaster 🎢

It rises 4%… falls 6%… goes back 3%…

Only the memecoins can make the heart feel like this:

$PEPE $FLOKI $WIF

When the beginner trader tries to choose which memecoin will explode first 😂
Every day I am trying to decide which one will shoot up first 😂

SHIB roaring…

BONK waking up…

FLOKI just waiting for the moment to bite 🔥

Which of these will get the first pump today? 👇

$SHIB $BONK $FLOKI $PEPE $BTC

The market today is like that friend who says they will arrive and never does.

SHIB threatening to rise...

BONK just breathing heavily...

FLOKI with the face of "hold on, I'm coming!"

Who will take off first? 👇🔥

$SHIB $BONK $FLOKI $BTC

Do memecoins have some secret plan that no one told? 👀

One breath… another sneeze… another blink… and suddenly BAM, 30% in 15min.

I feel that something BIG is coming in these three:

$SHIB $BONK $FLOKI

If one of them wakes up for real… hold the feed 😂🔥

Who do you think will be the first to give that nasty pump?

Coin explosion day? 🤡🔥

I’m keeping an eye on the darlings of chaos: $PEPE, $SHIB, $DOGE, and even the $XRP that’s acting all ‘serious’.

Which one will give that sneaky pump today? 👇

Comment below so I can pretend to be a professional trader 😂🧢”

$PEPE $SHIB $DOGE $XRP $BTC $BNB #memecoin #crypto #SquareBR #traderdeaposta