😂 Every Crypto Trader's Daily Routine. Tell Me I'm Wrong.
6:00 AM — Wake up. Check the $BTC price before saying good morning to anyone. Including yourself.
7:00 AM — Price is down. Tell yourself "it's just a dip." Make coffee. Check price again. Still down. Drink coffee faster.
9:00 AM — Open Twitter. Everyone is either a genius or the market is manipulated. No in between. Ever.
11:00 AM — Price goes up 2%. You are now a financial visionary. You always believed in this.
1:00 PM — Price drops 3%. You are now a victim. You never should have trusted crypto.
3:00 PM — Check $ETH. Check $SOL. Check $DOGE. Put phone down. Pick phone up 4 seconds later.
6:00 PM — Tell your family "crypto is doing great" while internally calculating how many noodle packets you can afford this week. 😅
9:00 PM — One green candle appears. Hope returns. You are going to make it.
11:00 PM — Fall asleep with phone on chest showing Binance chart. Dream in candlesticks.
Repeat forever. 🔄
This is not a trading strategy. This is a lifestyle. And somehow we all chose it willingly.
Are you guilty of this routine or is it just me? Drop a 😂 if this is literally your day. 👇
