Dad, I’m long $100M.

Just go on TV…

Look straight into the camera…

…and say:

“We’re having VERY GOOD talks with Iran.”

That’s it. Don’t explain. Don’t confirm. Don’t clarify.

Watch what happens next:

📉 Oil dumps instantly

📈 Stocks go vertical

💸 Billions reprice in minutes

Meanwhile…

Iran: “There are no talks.”

Market: “Doesn’t matter