The good news: $BTC only dropped 1.95% today, closing at $61,345. The bad news: that's somehow the boring part.

$ETH held steadier at $1,655, down just 0.52% with $341M in volume per CoinMarketCap. When ETH is the calm one, you know it's a weird day. $BNB sat at $571, down 0.76%, while Binance reportedly scouts alternative EU licensing routes if its Greek bid falls through.

Meanwhile, DeFi TVL has dropped 39% this year amid hacks and a broader downturn. BAS surged 36%, LAB climbed 27%, and O added 17.5% — because in a red market, someone's always throwing a party.

The majors bled gently. The small caps didn't get the memo. Which one are you watching heading into tomorrow?

Laugh, then look at the chart.

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