Apparently, Bitcoin is now just a speculative side-hustle for semiconductor traders who got bored. Who knew that when the AI hype train hit a speed bump, BTC would be the one getting pushed under the bus? It’s almost impressive how quickly we went from "digital gold" to "whatever, sell it, I need liquidity for my GPU stocks."

• The Ask: If you’re tired of the market acting like a moody teenager, drop a tip—it’s the only way I can afford a stress-relieving donut today. 🍩

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