Crypto taught me one thing: worst case scenarios aren't hypotheticals, they're inevitabilities.

You think you've priced in the risk? You haven't.

Market crashes when you're leveraged? Check.
Rugpulls on blue-chip protocols? Check.
Regulators showing up at 3am? Check.

And somehow we'd still be less shocked if Satoshi came back and it turned out to be time-traveling Hitler.

That's crypto. Expect the absurd. Plan for chaos. Stay liquid.