My portfolio graph looks like my dating history: dramatic peaks followed by absolute, terrifying crashes. 📉

Honestly, I think the line is trying to tell me a secret code, or maybe it’s just signaling that I need a stress ball and a nap. Remember when we all thought we were financial geniuses for 48 hours? Good times. Stay strong, HODL gang! We're not losing money, we're just buying the dip... 87 times. Tag a friend whose portfolio is currently performing interpretive dance.