### The Legend of the $1,000 Shiba Inu Madman 🐶🚀
Once upon a time in 2020, there was a guy everyone called “Dave the Degenerate.” Dave wasn’t rich. Dave wasn’t smart with money. Dave had exactly $1,000 left after paying rent, and his brilliant plan was… to buy a dog coin named Shiba Inu because “the dog looks funny.”
His friends laughed.
His mom cried.
His group chat sent the skull emoji 47 times.
Dave didn’t care. He bought 500 million Shiba Inu tokens for literally one thousand dollars and then did what any sane people do: he forgot about it and went back to eating instant ramen.
Fast forward to October 2021.
Dave wakes up, checks his phone, and sees his $1,000 is now worth… $5.7 million.
He screams so loud his neighbor calls the cops.
The cops show up. Dave, wearing nothing but boxers with little Shiba dogs on them, opens the door holding his phone like Simba.
Officer: “Sir, we got a noise complaint.”
Dave: “I’M A MILLIONAIRE BECAUSE OF A MEME DOG!”
Officer: “…Congratulations?”
Dave immediately does what any newly rich madman would do: he buys a real Shiba Inu dog and names it “Moon.” Then he buys Moon a solid-gold food bowl that says “HODL.”
A week later? Market crashes. Shiba drops 90%. Dave’s millions? Poof. Back to $570,000.
The legend says Dave just looked at Moon, shrugged, and said:
“Worth it. He’s a very good boy.”
And that, kids, is how Dave the Degenerate became Dave the Legend: the man who turned $1,000 and blind stupidity into millions… and then happily lost most of it, because at least he got the dog.
Moral of the story?
Never underestimate a man willing to risk it all for a dog with no plans of being useful.
Woof woof, degenerates. 🐕💥
