Let's be honest: The crypto market is exactly like a jealous partner. One minute everything is green and happy, and the next minute, it's dumping because you didn't check the charts for 5 minutes!

Here’s how they are the same:

  1. Unpredictable: You never know why they are mad (or why $BTC is down).

  2. Needs Attention: If you sleep, you miss the drama.

  3. Expensive: Both can empty your wallet if you aren't careful!

My Strategy: Treat the market like a "cool" friend instead. Set your stop-loss and go get some sleep. Your mental health (and your wallet) will thank you!
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