They say crypto is all about "Math" and "Calculus." Well, I did the math:
$FET + My Portfolio = Negative 85% 🧮🤡
I saw people talking about "Burn mechanisms." I tried to burn my bills to feel the heat, but now I’m just cold and my Wi-Fi is about to be cut off. 🕯️🌬️
Q&A Time:
Someone asks: "Is it too late to buy the dip?"
I answer: "My friend, I’ve been buying the 'dip' since 2024. Now I’m living in the dip. It’s actually quite cozy down here, we have tea!" ☕🇲🇦
The Verdict:
If you see me wearing my Djellaba inside out, just know the 50-day EMA crossed my mental health limit. 🚀➡️📉
What about you? Are you holding or are you crying? (Or both?) 👇
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