#BTC price changes moods faster than a human on Monday morning.

Ethereum says: “I’ll move… but first, pay the gas fee.”

When BTC goes up, everyone becomes a crypto expert.

When BTC goes down, those experts suddenly delete their tweets.

Watching ETH price feels like buffering on slow internet.

BTC loves pumping when people are sleeping peacefully.

Ethereum is slow sometimes, but still charges like a luxury brand.

BTC falls and traders say: “It’s just a healthy correction.”

ETH drops and developers say: “Relax, upgrade in progress.”

BTC and ETH together teach one lesson — crypto has a great memory, traders don’t.

اگر چاہو تو میں one-liner jokes, meme style, یا Twitter/X post style میں بھی بنا دوں 😄$BTC $ETH