Do you really think these big VCs are suddenly throwing $5 billion at Web3 infrastructure because they care about your "digital sovereignty"? 🤨💸
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Absolutely not! The big funds just announced a massive spending spree for Q1 2026, acting like they’re the benevolent architects of the future. 🏰🚀
It’s honestly hilarious watching them pivot from one buzzword to the next, hoping we won’t notice they’re just building more complex "pipes" for us to trade meme coins through. 🤡🔗
While the world tries to figure out what "middleware" actually does, the suits are busy playing SimCity with decentralized tech to ensure they own the toll booths. 🎩💰
They call it "foundational growth," but it’s really just a high-stakes game of musical chairs with massive exit liquidity. 🎢🔥
Get ready for the "revolution"—now with 100% more governance tokens! 📉✨